(February 24, 2014 at 11:22 am)Chas Wrote:(February 23, 2014 at 4:27 pm)Beccs Wrote: Free biscuits and donuts for staff is like an big red button with a sign saying, "End of the world button: Do not push!"
You know you're not supposed to but you just want to see what happens.
Sort of like that "don't eat me" fruit?
Now the manager was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did your diet really say, ‘You must not eat any sugary snacks or empty calories’?”
2 The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but the diet does say, "You must not eat of doughnuts, nor chocolate nor biscuits, or you will surely be a bloater.’”
4 “You will not certainly be a bloater,” the manager said to the woman. 5 “For your diet book knows that anything you break in half, or eat standing up, or which nobody sees you eat, doth not count".
6 When the woman saw that the doughnuts in the box were good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable and covered in crispy glaze she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.7 Then the stomachs of both of them were enlarged and they undid the top buttons of their jeans to make themselves Comfy.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
