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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
I want lotz of hugs and smiles and fun and pleasure please!

Hehe, bring me turtley pleasure!

Me hopes that soon there shall be mayo aplenty!
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
I don't swing the turtley way and I don't really like mayo, but I hope you find whatever you're looking for!  Cookie Sign
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Do turtley turtles secrete mayo when they are given pleasure?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(January 15, 2016 at 3:41 pm)c172 Wrote: Do turtley turtles secrete mayo when they are given pleasure?

I think it depends if the pleasure is given via text or orally.
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#6
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You are changing how I view condiments. Not in a good way .-.
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#7
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Not until you (or your minions) stop making turtle smiles in my shorts.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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I wonder if there are any places locally that do turtle soup?
Dying to live, living to die.
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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"Pleasuring a turtle"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAJ-q03JnQk
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