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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.

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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
Edwardo Piet Away
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I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 3:34 pm
I want lotz of hugs and smiles and fun and pleasure please!

Hehe, bring me turtley pleasure!

Me hopes that soon there shall be mayo aplenty!
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 3:39 pm
I don't swing the turtley way and I don't really like mayo, but I hope you find whatever you're looking for!  Cookie Sign
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 3:41 pm
Do turtley turtles secrete mayo when they are given pleasure?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 3:44 pm
(January 15, 2016 at 3:41 pm)c172 Wrote: Do turtley turtles secrete mayo when they are given pleasure?

I think it depends if the pleasure is given via text or orally.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 3:56 pm
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 3:57 pm
You are changing how I view condiments. Not in a good way .-.
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 3:59 pm
Not until you (or your minions) stop making turtle smiles in my shorts.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 3:59 pm
I wonder if there are any places locally that do turtle soup?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 4:03 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: I Am A Turtle: Bring Me Pleasure.
January 15, 2016 at 4:12 pm
"Pleasuring a turtle"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAJ-q03JnQk
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