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[Mr. Moncrieff]

http://www.vatican.va/phome_en.htm

These guys crack me the fuck up...

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http://www.raptureready.com/

"Once more, here is where the age of accountability comes into play. Since I believe the requirements for getting saved (and then being resurrected, if you die) and the requirements for getting Raptured are one and the same, and since I believe that children who die before the age of accountability go to Heaven and will be resurrected when the time comes (even if their parents are lost), then I also believe that all living children below that age will be Raptured when the trumpet blows, whether their parents are saved or not. To say otherwise is to say that a child can ride to Heaven on his parents' coattails, and as I said above, that, the Bible says, simply cannot be done. Either he accepts Jesus and goes to Heaven, or he's too young to accept Jesus and therefore is counted innocent in God's eyes (and thus gets Raptured if alive, or resurrected if dead). Remember, the moment when the trumpet blows is a package deal, the end of a dispensation. It is the moment when all who died in Christ and all who lived in Christ, from Pentecost on, will be given new resurrection bodies."

hock:

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"This sort of thing is something you have to trust the Lord's wisdom that he knows what he is doing, and whatever he does is for the best.

Because if they all go to heaven, then mothers will think abortion is better than allowing them to be born and die in hell.

But if all babies go to hell, then most mothers who lost their babies would not want to have anything to do with God.

God could be silent on this because of those reasons." .