Mindblowingly stupid christian websites

[Brakeman]

I fell into a link from an obviously schizophrenic christian.

It is so unreal, but This Lady, a Sherry Shriner, claims to be the granddaughter of the biblical King David. (she doesn't explain how old her daddy was..)

http://www.aliensinthenews.com/sherry/in...inning.htm

She does explain that the church is wrong about evolution, because it was the angels-turned-demons that
"But the angels could never get it right. If you look at Neanderthal, the Cro-Magnum and the other types of what we refer to as cave men or ape men, they could never accomplish what the Most High would with mankind. And that is why the evolutionists cannot find the missing link. The link between the ape looking creatures of prehistoric times and the humans we have today were not related nor created by the same hand of the Most High"

some other quotes:

"Servant and Friend of the Most High God - Just as my ancient grandfather King David stood against the Giants in his day with no Fear, so will I stand against the Giants in these last days with No Fear. The Lord is My Strength."

The Lord has called me to warn the world of the coming UFO and Alien Invasion

-The Rise of the Antichrist and the False Prophet

-And to Tell His People to "Come Back" to Him. Many have rejected Him for the false God of the churches, the false God of the Beast Prophets, and the false God of religion. Get out of Religion and get back to Jehovah, the Most High God.

Support Our War against the Aliens, Reptilians, Nephilim Giants and all those who have fallen and hate the Most High! They're not just coming in on Planet X, Nibiru, and other HUGE space objects and star ships and star fleets, but they also live in underground cities and assimilate into our societies soul scalping humans and breeding their own hybrids among us. We can stop them! We can destroy and stop the aliens from abducting our people and using us as breeders and/or food! I need your financial support to keep this war going!! It's US vs. THEM

Please send donations to:

Sherry Shriner
P.O. Box 531
Carrollton, Ohio 44615

They ARE EVERYWHERE folks! They dominate our politics, religion and entertainment! We need to cleanse America of their infestation and takeover! Support this ministry now!

McDonald's is putting HUMAN FLESH in their meat! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHHQ7HKh58w Wake up America!

Published on Feb 27, 2014
OKLAHOMA CITY -- First Horse meat, then the mysterious "Pink slime", Now Human meat? A shocking discovery has been made in an Oklahoma City McDonald's meat factory and other McDonald's meat factories nationwide.

Evil Robots and Androids have taken over important government positions, but don't worry, with the exception of the George Bushes, they are all Democrats.




But I'm sure if you got her on here, she would have answers to every logical question by skeptical atheists just as the theists here do. And they would be just as looney too.

[Foxaèr]

Unfortunately, an adherence to religious beliefs opens the way for believing all sorts of nonsensical stuff.

[Chad32]

There are some crazy people out there. I mean, believing in aliens? The bible didn't say anything about aliens! What a heretic!

[Confused Ape]

Quoting from the OP -

Support Our War against the Aliens, Reptilians, Nephilim Giants and all those who have fallen and hate the Most High!

Looks like she's adopted a lot of loony ideas, including David Icke's shapeshifting reptilians. It's scary how many people believe this sort of stuff.

[downbeatplumb]

Unfortunately, an adherence to religious beliefs opens the way for believing all sorts of nonsensical stuff.

Are you saying religion is "gateway bullshit"?

[Godlesspanther]

There are some crazy people out there. I mean, believing in aliens? The bible didn't say anything about aliens! What a heretic!

As we all know that Bible can be interpreted to mean whatever the believer wants it to mean. The Heaven's Gate cult (infamous mass suicide) used the Bible as an authoritative source. The description of Jesus rising to heaven in a "white light," was, according to HG, actually a space craft. The primitive authors of the text had no frame of reference to identify it as a space craft, so they just described it as a "white light."

There are other UFO cults that believe the Bible actually does mention space creatures.

The believer sees what he wants to see in the sacred text.

[Confused Ape]

There are some crazy people out there. I mean, believing in aliens? The bible didn't say anything about aliens! What a heretic!

The Bible describes spaceships.

The Spaceships Of Ezekiel

The Spaceships of Ezekiel (1974) is a book by Josef F. Blumrich (March 17, 1913 – February 10, 2002) on a spaceship that was supposedly observed by the prophet Ezekiel, written while the author was chief of NASA's systems layout branch of the program development office at the Marshall Space Flight Center.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8]

In The Spaceships of Ezekiel Blumrich asserts that Ezekiel's account in the Bible was not a description of a meeting with God in a prophetic vision, but one of several encounters with ancient astronauts in a shuttlecraft from another planet.

Ronald Story in his book Guardians of the Universe? (1980)[13] stated "Blumrich doctors up his Biblical quotes just a smidgen to make them conform a little better to his spaceship interpretation", and "The Spaceships of Ezekiel, in all honesty, can only be described as an extreme form of rationalisation, with a good supply of technical jargon, charts, and diagrams, carefully designed to impress the general reader. The book does contain a good collection of impressive drawings which prove nothing more than that whoever prepared them is a good draughtsman." Jerome Clark wrote that Blumrich "... offered a creative but misplaced effort to translate the metaphorical biblical account into a properly engineered spacecraft."[14]

[Chad32]

I take it back then. Of course this woman is a loon, and there's unfortunately no help for her. Anyone trying to help would be accused of being part of the conspiracy. All that's left is to find her a comfy room somewhere, hide the medication in her food, and give her ample time to pray. I'm not sure if making up a story about hiding her there to protect her would actually help her condition, but it might reduce her anxiety and motivation to escape.