(February 28, 2014 at 2:33 am)futilethewinds Wrote: Oh, god, SPORTS. DOES IT EVER END?! Even the boring ones like golf get their own television channels. Sports are just awful. I can't decide which is worse, religion or sports.
Couldn't agree more. How different America would be if the nation's culture more reflected my own.
***Ding dong***
"Hey, glad you made it. You're just in time for the broadcast of our local orchestra team playing Beethoven's ninth."
*Friends gather round the couch to watch, passing bowls of popcorn and chips*
"C'mon team! Crecendo! Crecendo!"
"Yeah! Yeah!"
*With another brilliant performance, all the gathered friends are high fiving each other. Meanwhile, cameras cut to the live stadium of spectators, zooming in on two rather zealous fans who endure the cold even as they're bare chested so they may sport their body paint violins and G clefs. Suddenly the exuberant spirits fall as the critic walks onto the field with a negative call.*
"Lousy interpretation inconsistent with the composer's intent. Two stars only."
The outraged crowd beings chanting, "Buuullllll shiiiit! Buuullll shiiiit!"
*Conductor begins kicking dust on the critics shoes.*
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
