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Funniest Christian Websites
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RE: Funniest Christian Websites
(March 5, 2014 at 5:30 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: This may not necessarily be funny, but it is quite strange:

Warrior Bride International

In case you're not sure whether you want to click the link I've provided, the site mainly consists of several photos of women dressed in bridal gowns, often brandishing swords, accompanied by incredibly cryptic ramblings.

If you're curious as to what they're trying to preach, the closest thing the site gets to giving any meaning is in the Devotional section, where the author gives the following reasons she knows this project of hers is from God:
* The site exists. [No, seriously. She gives the fact that the site is up and running as proof that this mission of hers is indeed from God.]
* God gave her Psalm 149:6 as a foundational scripture
* Satan has physically tried to kill her three times.

Honestly, considering the insanity of this site, and its use of the word WARRIOR, I wouldn't be surprised if the Ultimate Warrior himself had a hand in this site's existence.
Any thoughts?

I think they've already made a couple of movies using that theme: Kill Bill.
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Funniest Christian Websites - by FreeTony - March 2, 2014 at 9:58 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Nine - March 2, 2014 at 10:11 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by LostLocke - March 2, 2014 at 10:15 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by FreeTony - March 2, 2014 at 11:01 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by xpastor - March 3, 2014 at 7:59 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by SteelCurtain - March 2, 2014 at 11:15 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Zen Badger - March 2, 2014 at 9:18 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by SteelCurtain - March 2, 2014 at 10:07 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by The Valkyrie - March 2, 2014 at 9:32 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Faith No More - March 2, 2014 at 11:15 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Mr. Moncrieff - March 2, 2014 at 11:30 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 3, 2014 at 12:08 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Minimalist - March 2, 2014 at 9:48 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 2, 2014 at 10:28 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by FreeTony - March 3, 2014 at 7:35 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Fromper - March 5, 2014 at 2:57 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Rev. Rye - March 5, 2014 at 5:30 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 5, 2014 at 9:01 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Marsellus Wallace - March 5, 2014 at 11:35 pm
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by NoraBrimstone - March 6, 2014 at 7:22 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Marsellus Wallace - March 6, 2014 at 7:35 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by FreeTony - March 6, 2014 at 7:47 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Zen Badger - March 6, 2014 at 8:00 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by truthBtold - March 6, 2014 at 8:01 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by shep - March 6, 2014 at 9:11 am
RE: Funniest Christian Websites - by Psykhronic - March 6, 2014 at 10:57 am

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