The Thread of Never Ending Religious Propaganda

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A pastor was traveling last week, he saw
an old man, and gave him a lift. While they
were going, the old man said; my son, do
you know what happened in Heaven last
night?

The pastor was so terrified and hurriedly
parked and asked; Sir, are you sleeping?
How did you get the information about
Heaven?
The Old man said; last night in Heaven God
became very angry with man and asked
the Angels to blow the trumpet. The
angels picked up the trumpets and as they
were about to blow it WHEN, Jesus fell
down and began to plead in tears. The
blood that came out of His hands and body
were very fresh. He told God that His
death shouldn't be in vain.

God couldn't stand the pains of the saint
and the wickedness of the evil ones. So He
said; "I AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST
CHANCE."

Jesus then turned to the angels and told
them to move down in their numerous
numbers to tell the world that:
"THE END IS NEAR, JESUS IS COMING VERY
SOON".

The pastor (sweating and crying) asked; sir,
how did you know this?
The OLD MAN replied; I am one of the
Angels sent
to the World.
Please use every medium of
communication to send this message.
No time to waste, Please! And the old man
disappeared.

Brethren, this story is real, Christ is coming
Soon.
PLEASE SAVE A SOUL TODAY.
I Have done my part, it's now your turn to
spread the Gospel.
No wealth can be compared to life
everlasting in Heaven.
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The pastor in this retarded story is bit of a nervous-nelly and a total over-reactionary tool. I think if I was one of his parishioners I'd be reconsidering his employment. WTF kind of pastor assumes an old geezer isn't just a senile old geezer talking out of his ass, and even if the old guy is telling the truth, what kind of pastor gets that terrified by news of his sky daddy coming to take him to heaven?

It's almost as if these gullible christards are are so stupid they can't even write a believable fictional story.