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When the Rapture comes- all the children leave
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RE: When the Rapture comes- all the children leave
(March 15, 2014 at 6:43 pm)professor Wrote: You were joking.
But the white house staff were not joking a couple of years ago, when being over- run with flies in their place of duties.
And flies landing on this guy's face when interviewed, or dive bombing him on camera.
Often.
When was the last time a fly landed on your face?
Has one ever landed on your face?
Not me.

Summer. They're everywhere, and they're attracted to any moisture on the body. If the bright lights on him made him glisten with sweat at all, they would do that.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: When the Rapture comes- all the children leave - by Chad32 - March 15, 2014 at 6:51 pm

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