how do you make ends meet?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I've tried weed twice. When I was in high school. Once, I didn't get high, the second time, it ruined my junior prom. I fell asleep on the limo ride there, had a huge headache, and missed the afterparty. My date was a girl with HUGE boobies, and I wanted to do silly things with them. I had to wait a whole week. She was a little overweight, and I didn't really want to date her. Man, I was such an epic douche in high school.

LOL, the kind of person that you are or were then is a funny thing, but you do know, right, that proms at all are a thing that SUCKS, right? It is not just that you yourself experienced a junior prom and it SUCKED.

I am just saying, I don't think that is a strong enough reason for you to not like weed.