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There was a wizard on Noah's Ark

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There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
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RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark
March 31, 2014 at 8:28 am
(February 17, 2014 at 8:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Apparently not.

Quote:20 Then Noah built an altar to the Lord and took some of every clean animal and some of every clean bird and offered burnt offerings on the altar.

Gen 8

It seems that one of the first things the fucker did was carefully burn some of the animals he had saved....and I guess he found dry wood to burn them with. He could easily have burned the witch, too.

Let's face it. Someone has to be a Waldork or G-C class idiot to believe such a story.
Well, he had a whole fucking ark he didn't need any moreBig Grin. Made of wood. So that should not have been an issue.
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There was a wizard on Noah's Ark

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There was a wizard on Noah's Ark - by StoryBook - February 17, 2014 at 6:55 pm
RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark - by The Valkyrie - February 17, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark - by StoryBook - February 17, 2014 at 8:06 pm
RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 17, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark - by Minimalist - February 17, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark - by Jacob(smooth) - March 31, 2014 at 8:28 am
RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark - by Justtristo - March 31, 2014 at 7:31 am
RE: There was a wizard on Noah's Ark - by Ayen - March 31, 2014 at 8:31 am

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