RE: What do atheists do on Easter (Resurrection Sunday)?
April 6, 2014 at 4:49 pm
(This post was last modified: April 6, 2014 at 5:14 pm by Revelation777.)
(April 5, 2014 at 10:42 pm)c172 Wrote: OMG I forgot I had a Reeses PB egg in the freezer. Thankies for the reminder!
lol...no prob
(April 5, 2014 at 11:29 pm)Alex K Wrote:(April 5, 2014 at 10:16 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you don't believe and celebrate that Jesus rose from the grave then what do you do on that day? Just curious.
Drive down south, visit the family, have legendary breakfast, maybe get hammered. Celebrate pagan fertility rites by eating chocolate bunnies and eggs, as does the entire country, christian or not. Anythng wrong with that?
There may be a bach performance involved, so there's some zombie jesus aspect after all.
So what's going down in Rev777's place if I may ask?
I hope to go to church in the morning with my family. Worship the Lord and focus on how He rose from the grave and glory that He conquered death. Come home and have a nice meal with my family. Just enjoy the fellowship with everyone.
(April 6, 2014 at 12:00 am)Cinjin Wrote: I usually have dinner with the in-laws as they pretend that their social gathering has something to do with their lord and savior.
They go to their church and we meet them at their house and we all have a family function.
Jesus is nowhere to be found but it somehow makes them feel good to know they recognized a fictional day with a phony messiah that supposedly took place in Jerusalem 2000 years ago.
twits
Well, thank you for at least associating with someone who believes in Jesus. Do you do it out of obligation that it is your in-laws?
(April 6, 2014 at 12:22 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: I paint easter eggs and eat 'em and talk shit about the Lord. If I could, I would sodomize the Lord, but you know, he doesn't exist...
In all seriousness, I hope you give Him a chance someday.
(April 6, 2014 at 2:13 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'm gonna rob a liquor store, smoke crack in Beelzebub's name, and eat human flesh.
Doesn't everyone?
Guess it goes along with your picture.
(April 6, 2014 at 5:30 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I relax and enjoy the fact that I don't have to work on Monday!
It's just a nice long weekend nothing more
Enjoy your long weekend
(April 6, 2014 at 8:11 am)Esquilax Wrote:(April 6, 2014 at 8:02 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I'm going to my Bible believing church to worship, you're welcome to come.
He said useful.
I'll take that as a "no"
(April 6, 2014 at 8:44 am)truthBtold Wrote: Sneak into a church and steal a jar of waffers..take them home and serve them to my family with Nutella chocolate. . Hhmmmm..
To me those waffers are just bread. But stealing is not nice.
(April 6, 2014 at 8:18 am)tor Wrote:(April 6, 2014 at 8:02 am)Revelation777 Wrote: lol...
I'm going to my Bible believing church to worship, you're welcome to come.
When he will cure all diseases on earth and give food to everyone who needs it he might get A DROP of my respect. Until then NOTHING.
During His earthly reign after the Tribulation.
(April 6, 2014 at 10:35 am)Crossless1 Wrote: The fun thing about Easter, for me, is watching video of jackasses in the Philippines who have themselves crucified. Now that's entertainment! I wish it would catch on in the U.S. After that, I like to get my dick sucked, have a good meal, put on a green shirt, and hunt Protestants. Just another Sunday . . .
How about trying to be loving and as gentle as the kitten in your picture?
(April 6, 2014 at 8:35 am)Alex K Wrote:(April 6, 2014 at 8:02 am)Revelation777 Wrote: lol...
I'm going to my Bible believing church to worship, you're welcome to come.
But y'all are going to have chocolate bunnies and bbq afterwards, right?
We are supposed to have raviolis and other yummy items. I could afford to lose a few pounds so I might not decapitate any bunnies. Maybe a few Peeps!
(April 5, 2014 at 10:19 pm)MindForgedManacle Wrote: ...We live? I don't mean to be rude, but seriously, what would you expect us to do? What do you do during Ramadan? Or Hanukkah? Or any other non-Christian holiday? What do you do on Darwin Day?
I didn't know there was a Darwin Day? I would probably dress as an amoeba in the morning, a fish/frog in the afternoon, and a naked man at night caring a club.
(April 6, 2014 at 8:46 am)Alex K Wrote:(April 6, 2014 at 8:02 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I'm going to my Bible believing church to worship, you're welcome to come.
Wait... You must be a troll. Who says "my bible believing church"?
Seriously, I don't even know what a troll is? Let me look it up.
