Not funny, but I received the most honest answer from an old girlfreind of mine.
I said, "Do you honestly believe that there is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywherrrrrrre, who created the WHOLE universe, and who lives in another dimension called heaven?"
I could tell in her eyes that the absurdity of this god-premise hit her like a ton of bricks.
She replied, " I HAVE to believe," meaning that she didn't really believe it, but she couldn't fathom living a life without a god.
I said, "Do you honestly believe that there is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywherrrrrrre, who created the WHOLE universe, and who lives in another dimension called heaven?"
I could tell in her eyes that the absurdity of this god-premise hit her like a ton of bricks.
She replied, " I HAVE to believe," meaning that she didn't really believe it, but she couldn't fathom living a life without a god.
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.
JUST BELIEVE IT!
JUST BELIEVE IT!
