RE: National Day of Prayer declared unconstitutional!
April 19, 2010 at 8:41 am
(This post was last modified: April 19, 2010 at 8:43 am by Dotard.)
(April 19, 2010 at 7:40 am)Saerules Wrote: Because I'm too sexy. It would result in many losses of virginity and many breakings of marriage vows.
It would result in massive flows of emesis violently brought forth by such a display.
Quote:People would flock to the US from oddly named countries (Hungary-Israel-Turkey) and live there for the rest of their lives for the chance to have sex with me briefly once a year.
People would flock to oddly named countries (Hungary-Israel-Turkey) from the US and live there for the rest of their lives for the chance to get as far as possible from my sexy displays. (*fixed*)
Quote:I know... I'm ruining the fun for everybody...
Ya, for me, puking early in the morning is not what I call fun.
Quote:When it gets to me, i honestly don't notice a difference between the goat and all the other pigs.
Hey neither do I. We have something in common.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM