(April 28, 2014 at 2:33 am)Phatt Matt s Wrote: I actually began eating my cell phone. Okay not really eating it but chewing it up real well. I payed the warrantee which means I can get a new one. THey told me at wal mart I could get a new one in three days if mine got damaged.
So, my phone was causing problems and I had planned on returning it so one day I gave into the urge that I always had to chew on it.
You're not pregnant, are you? This could be one of those 'cravings' I've heard tell about, as a smokescreen the gurlies have for being a greedy bastard.
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