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If God is your copilot, swap seats.
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RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats.
I don't care if "God" is your pilot or your co-pilot - I'm still not getting on your 'plane.

The analogy still works even if we take the platitudinous pseudo-deepity meaning. If you're going to surrender your life and your actions to some figment of the imagination that someone has sold you under the brandname "God" or "Jesus", I want to keep as far away from you as it's physically possible to get.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by KUSA - April 28, 2014 at 8:11 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 8:20 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by c172 - April 28, 2014 at 9:29 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 8:36 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Phatt Matt s - April 28, 2014 at 8:45 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Walker_Lee - April 28, 2014 at 9:37 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 3:05 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Tonus - April 28, 2014 at 4:04 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 7:49 pm
Re: RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by KUSA - April 28, 2014 at 10:07 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by RobbyPants - April 28, 2014 at 10:14 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by JesusHChrist - April 28, 2014 at 10:30 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Silver - April 28, 2014 at 10:32 am
If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Rampant.A.I. - April 28, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 11:27 am
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Minimalist - April 28, 2014 at 12:40 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Faith No More - April 28, 2014 at 12:57 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by RobbyPants - April 28, 2014 at 2:30 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by truthBtold - April 28, 2014 at 1:07 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 1:10 pm
Re: RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by KUSA - April 28, 2014 at 2:44 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Duke Guilmon - April 28, 2014 at 4:01 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Anomalocaris - April 28, 2014 at 4:11 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 4:12 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by SteelCurtain - April 28, 2014 at 4:15 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Strongbad - April 28, 2014 at 9:06 pm
RE: If God is your copilot, swap seats. - by Ravenshire - April 28, 2014 at 9:52 pm

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