Man the fun I could have.
"Why do you insist on putting me on hold?"
"I need to do this, sir, so I can call the police and have them visit your address for threatening mass murder. Please hold."
"Why do you insist on putting me on hold?"
"I need to do this, sir, so I can call the police and have them visit your address for threatening mass murder. Please hold."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"