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Virgin, God, WTF
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RE: Virgin, God, WTF
(May 1, 2014 at 3:30 pm)Tonus Wrote: Doesn't work with the punchline, though. The story would have to change and Joseph would have Mary put into a padded manger and the prophecies would tell of Jesus, who came from Bethlehem Bellvue.

It could work on its own, though. This latter version is more Monty Python-esque, I think.

I know, that's why I had to delete it. I was thinking something along the lines of Joseph packing up all his shit and leaving while mumbling "Crazy bitch" under his breath.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Virgin, God, WTF - by BlackSwordsman - May 1, 2014 at 12:56 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 1:01 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Faith No More - May 1, 2014 at 3:26 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 3:30 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Faith No More - May 1, 2014 at 3:41 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Silver - May 1, 2014 at 1:02 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Minimalist - May 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by vorlon13 - May 1, 2014 at 1:14 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by ElDinero - May 1, 2014 at 2:11 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by RobbyPants - May 1, 2014 at 3:15 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Chad32 - May 1, 2014 at 3:22 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Laza - May 1, 2014 at 4:05 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by BlackSwordsman - May 1, 2014 at 4:29 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 4:32 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Chad32 - May 1, 2014 at 6:10 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by truthBtold - May 1, 2014 at 6:41 pm
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 2, 2014 at 12:50 am
RE: Virgin, God, WTF - by max-greece - May 2, 2014 at 2:23 am

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