I used to date a girl who didn't have any naturally cold bits, but she had this habit of washing her hands immediately before coming to bed. Most of the time, I'd already be in bed, just starting to doze, and she'd cuddle up and place her ice-fucking-cold hands in the middle of my chest. I'd ask her not to do that (you'd think the shrieking would have carried the message) but she'd generally forget.
She finally took the hint when I bought a pair of wooly mittens, hung them in the bath with a note that said, 'Your new sexy night attire.'
Boru
She finally took the hint when I bought a pair of wooly mittens, hung them in the bath with a note that said, 'Your new sexy night attire.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
