Britain is in trouble

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Actually, we're doing better than that. Much like with our church, we're making our monarchy irrelevant - and not a single shot fired in anger.

The monarchy is always relevant as long as it is there.
You can't make it irrelevant just by saying so. It's there, so its relevant.
Its as simple as that. The monarchy is not going to step down just because you tell them to.
Besides, why would you fire a shot in anger? The monarchy isn't really hurting you or anything.

I'd rather go down the Maoist route and get them to sweep the streets.

Well, your call, mate.

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Besides, you also got a lot of royalists in Britain, so I don't think that you can actually make the monarchy irrelevant just by wishing so.
Besides, irrelevancy is a rather...subjective term.