RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 7, 2014 at 4:30 am
(This post was last modified: May 7, 2014 at 4:31 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
*shrug* If you don't wish to pray in public, then don't.
That being said, if an invocation or a benediction or whatever is occurring that isn't part of your faith, I see no reason to sit quietly and respectfully. Here are some fun things to do while others at a government function are praying:
*While playing GTA5 on your mobile device, cheer and shout, 'Got you muthafukka!!'
*Loudly and clearly sing songs about goblins.
*Hum something. Anything.
*Practice your clog-dancing.
*In your carries-to-the-back-of-the-hall voice, repeat words of the benediction a split second after the speaker says them.
*Bring a crossword puzzle. Find a person seated near you with their head bowed reverentially and ask them, 'What's a 9-letter word for urinary catheter?'
Remember, YOU didn't ask for this prayer - it's nothing to do with you (you just showed up to voice your opinion on the proposed tax for the new reservoir or something), so I see no reason to interrupt your business while your neighbours pray their empty little heads off.
I've though of some others, but I have to go change me trousies.
Boru
That being said, if an invocation or a benediction or whatever is occurring that isn't part of your faith, I see no reason to sit quietly and respectfully. Here are some fun things to do while others at a government function are praying:
*While playing GTA5 on your mobile device, cheer and shout, 'Got you muthafukka!!'
*Loudly and clearly sing songs about goblins.
*Hum something. Anything.
*Practice your clog-dancing.
*In your carries-to-the-back-of-the-hall voice, repeat words of the benediction a split second after the speaker says them.
*Bring a crossword puzzle. Find a person seated near you with their head bowed reverentially and ask them, 'What's a 9-letter word for urinary catheter?'
Remember, YOU didn't ask for this prayer - it's nothing to do with you (you just showed up to voice your opinion on the proposed tax for the new reservoir or something), so I see no reason to interrupt your business while your neighbours pray their empty little heads off.
I've though of some others, but I have to go change me trousies.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
