I always state that "god doesn't exist". But it's kinda different statement from... "I'm absolutely certain that god doesn't exist".
Replace a "god" with a "flying reindeer" and you can also get an acurate statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWJTUAezxAI
Replace a "god" with a "flying reindeer" and you can also get an acurate statement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWJTUAezxAI