(May 8, 2014 at 11:43 pm)whateverist Wrote: Oddly I've been blessed with the least offensive 'winds' of any one I know .. at least to me. Why do the rest of you smell so foul?
Most of us expel bad and smelly gas.
In some of us it only leaks out in small doses. In these individuals it builds up in the cells, slowly but surely filling up your body until it reaches your brain. Sooner or later your brain gets filled up too.
And that's where shitty ideas come from.



Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"