Based on your financial requirements, the bathroom sitch, and your need for a unit laundry, I'm afraid not.
I'm out of the shower and feeling less snarky, now, btw.
I'm out of the shower and feeling less snarky, now, btw.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan