RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 12, 2014 at 5:26 pm
(This post was last modified: May 12, 2014 at 5:27 pm by Cinjin.)
If Christians were totally honest (haha - I know that idea is hilarious), they would just admit what they really want.
Christian: "Look, we're not going to sacrifice anything or put anyone in the stocks of the public square like we used to. We just want to pray for every public & private event we have and deny that privilege to anyone else of any other faith. Is that so wrong? Our god gave us this great land. We know this because a lot of dead Americans have told us this. Just let us have our prayers and our way in politics and we'll keep molesting your children and condemning you to eternal damnation. Jesus saves. Fuck you. Amen."
Seems totally reasonable. Why haven't I seen it before.
Christian: "Look, we're not going to sacrifice anything or put anyone in the stocks of the public square like we used to. We just want to pray for every public & private event we have and deny that privilege to anyone else of any other faith. Is that so wrong? Our god gave us this great land. We know this because a lot of dead Americans have told us this. Just let us have our prayers and our way in politics and we'll keep molesting your children and condemning you to eternal damnation. Jesus saves. Fuck you. Amen."
Seems totally reasonable. Why haven't I seen it before.