(May 13, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: Ok. But at least in church, I'm assuming you wouldn't feed the bible into a wood chipper, snort the pulp through a Boba straw, and then straddle the pulpit screaming "Jesus is in me! I understand God's Word!" before drinking 3-4 bottles of communion wine, smashing an empty on the Pastor's head, and performing the daily sermon upside-down, turning the bible pages with your feet, and manipulating your trousers to appear to be reciting Luke 10:4-10:8 in the voice of Grover from Sesame Street.
...Because that's the rough equivalent of what you're doing with the theory of evolution.
http://atheistforums.org/thread-25972-po...#pid669985
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
