Christian Conservative [in public]: 'Jesus is the Way The Truth and the Light and will smite you for doubting Him.' [in private]: 'Jesus is the Way The Truth and the Light and will smite you for doubting Him.'
Christian Moderate: [in public]: 'Jesus is a great comfort to me. I will pray that He forgives your sinful ways.' [in private]: 'Jesus is the Way The Truth and the Light and will smite you for doubting Him.'
Christian Liberal: [in public]: 'Dude, Jesus SO rocks!' [in private]: *burble cough wheeze*
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Christian Moderate: [in public]: 'Jesus is a great comfort to me. I will pray that He forgives your sinful ways.' [in private]: 'Jesus is the Way The Truth and the Light and will smite you for doubting Him.'
Christian Liberal: [in public]: 'Dude, Jesus SO rocks!' [in private]: *burble cough wheeze*
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