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"Sir, should we flood Japan?"
"Nay Gabriel, Japan shall be the only land not to be flooded."
"Why sir, if I may ask?"
"It'd just be another excuse for tentacle porn! ...
... Hey, you down there... Don't write this down, ok?"
***
Seriously though, nice point!
"Sir, should we flood Japan?"
"Nay Gabriel, Japan shall be the only land not to be flooded."
"Why sir, if I may ask?"
"It'd just be another excuse for tentacle porn! ...
... Hey, you down there... Don't write this down, ok?"
***
Seriously though, nice point!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
