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Two Mormons knocked on my door today
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Two Mormons knocked on my door today
American, dressed in shirts and ties, perfect teeth, good looking apple pie faces and flat top haircuts. Their smiles dazzled me. This is exactly how it went down:

Ist Mormon "Good morning Sir! How are you today? Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your saviour? "

Me "No, I don't believe in it"

2nd Mormon "Have you read the book of Mormon ?" (offering a copy)

Me " Ah nah thanks I have read some of it before it just read like a storybook. I don't think it's true"

1st "Did you pray to Jesus about that?"

Me "Yes he told me it was all bollocks"

They actually didn't know what to say in reply. They both just stood speechless. It was a great moment.
It's not immoral to eat meat, abort a fetus or love someone of the same sex...I think that about covers it
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Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by vodkafan - June 1, 2014 at 5:29 pm
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Bad Wolf - June 1, 2014 at 7:51 pm
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Lucanus - June 1, 2014 at 7:58 pm
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by vodkafan - June 2, 2014 at 4:47 am
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by vorlon13 - June 1, 2014 at 9:04 pm
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Sejanus - June 2, 2014 at 6:59 am
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Lucanus - June 2, 2014 at 5:24 am
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Brian37 - June 2, 2014 at 7:22 am

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