Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.

[Brian37]

And the same damned people too! Get a fucking clue people! I don't like salespeople at my door. I could give a fuck less even if you were selling a vacuum. JW fucking knocked on my door just now. I am so sick of that crap. I told her it was old mythology and I didn't need that crap.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Chad32]

There's some in my town too. Eventually I just had to tell them I'm not religious. I don't want to go to your church, or read your pamphlets, or anything like that. I was as nice as I could be, and I think they got the message.

[no one]

Answer the door in nude. Let them know you're upset because they rudely interrupted fireman time. 

[Chad32]

Answer the door in the nude. Invite them in with the biggest, creepiest smile you can manage.

[onlinebiker]

And the same damned people too! Get a fucking clue people! I don't like salespeople at my door. I could give a fuck less even if you were selling a vacuum. JW fucking knocked on my door just now. I am so sick of that crap. I told her it was old mythology and I didn't need that crap.

If you think of it - they ARE selling vacuum..... Vacuum is after all, the absence of matter. They sell nothing but a story..

[LastPoet]

And the same damned people too! Get a fucking clue people! I don't like salespeople at my door. I could give a fuck less even if you were selling a vacuum. JW fucking knocked on my door just now. I am so sick of that crap. I told her it was old mythology and I didn't need that crap.

Ah yes. They rented a stadium here for a big ass congress for 3x the price of a single day attendance in footbal vacation, what a mint. I saw them around town in pairs, I wondered about that, there was a big congregation of them (paid 3x 60000) did not fill. American supersticions as if Europe didn't had enough. I had a few chicken bones that I devoured, grabbed leftover ketchup and put it on a table outside my gate. never heard a bell ringing.

[Brian37]

There's some in my town too. Eventually I just had to tell them I'm not religious. I don't want to go to your church, or read your pamphlets, or anything like that. I was as nice as I could be, and I think they got the message.

I was the first time they did it, but again, this same fucking church campus's the same neighborhoods every damned year. What part of "No" do they not understand?

I did offend her, and I am not sorry. She came on private property without my permission. I could give a fuck less what she was selling.

And it doesn't fucking make sense in any case to claim an all powerful being who needs a marketing department. 

Theists of all religions make up the majority of our population in the world. I cant even live in my own home without seeing it or hearing about it in my own home. It isn't that much to expect people not to knock on my door. I cant turn on my TV or my computer or even go to my mail box without seeing some religious add. The least theists can do is DON'T FUCKING KNOCK ON MY DOOR!

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Invite them in.  Make them coffee (if you have some pastries on hand, so much the better).  Once everyone's settled, take their pamphlets, leaf through them, then ask, 'I don't see anything here about masturbation.  Is that a sin?'

Option #1:  If they say 'No', whip it out, beat it like you're mad at it and say, 'PRAISE JESUS!!'

Option #2:  If they say 'Yes', whip it out, flog it like a heretic during the Inquisition and shout, 'STRIKE ME DOWN, LORD, LET ME DIE HAPPY!!'

As they're sprinting for the door, shout after them, 'Tell you friends about me!'

Boru

[Chad32]

I've heard they have a system where if you're excommunicated, they're forbidden to interact with you. I wonder if they'd buy it when you say you're ex JW, so they just write you off as a no go.