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Two Mormons knocked on my door today
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RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
GG vodkafan!

Although you'll never beat that guy who angrily charged at them screaming and swinging a fucking sword while wearing nothing but his pants (I read about it some time ago, but I just can't seem to find it anymore!).
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by vodkafan - June 1, 2014 at 5:29 pm
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Bad Wolf - June 1, 2014 at 7:51 pm
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Lucanus - June 1, 2014 at 7:58 pm
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by vodkafan - June 2, 2014 at 4:47 am
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by vorlon13 - June 1, 2014 at 9:04 pm
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Sejanus - June 2, 2014 at 6:59 am
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Lucanus - June 2, 2014 at 5:24 am
RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today - by Brian37 - June 2, 2014 at 7:22 am

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