RE: Two Mormons knocked on my door today
June 2, 2014 at 5:24 am
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2014 at 5:32 am by Lucanus.)
IIRC it was in America, the guy was drunk as fuck and had been playing boardgames all night long with his friends. Then, while they were sleeping (in the morning of course) a woman knocked on the door and she was there with two children!
And of course, shit hit the fan when the guy realised he had a fucking broadsword in an umbrella case.
It must have been hilarious.
And of course, shit hit the fan when the guy realised he had a fucking broadsword in an umbrella case.
It must have been hilarious.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
