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GOD EXISTS
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RE: GOD EXISTS
June 8, 2014 at 12:06 pm
Cheeseburgers are food
Food is fuel
Fuel is petrol (or gas, if you really must)
Petrol is rendered dinosaur
Dinosaurs are extinct
Extinct is dead
Dead is eternal
Eternity is God
Therefore God is a cheeseburger.

Cheeseburger is nommed by Ceiling Cat
Therefore Ceiling Cat ate your God.
Therefore God doesn't exist. Again.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 1:58 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by rexbeccarox - June 7, 2014 at 2:02 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by downbeatplumb - June 7, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by LastPoet - June 7, 2014 at 2:06 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by One Above All - June 7, 2014 at 2:07 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Esquilax - June 7, 2014 at 2:10 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by One Above All - June 7, 2014 at 2:12 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Cato - June 7, 2014 at 2:12 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by LastPoet - June 7, 2014 at 2:12 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Fidel_Castronaut - June 7, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Fidel_Castronaut - June 7, 2014 at 2:31 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 2:31 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Brian37 - June 7, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Zidneya - June 7, 2014 at 11:18 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by One Above All - June 7, 2014 at 2:36 pm
Re: RE: GOD EXISTS - by KUSA - June 7, 2014 at 2:39 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 2:40 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 2:41 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Brian37 - June 7, 2014 at 2:42 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by One Above All - June 7, 2014 at 2:42 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 2:44 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by LostLocke - June 7, 2014 at 2:45 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Brian37 - June 7, 2014 at 2:45 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 2:48 pm
Re: RE: GOD EXISTS - by TubbyTubby - June 7, 2014 at 3:03 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 3:03 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 3:09 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 3:07 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Esquilax - June 7, 2014 at 3:10 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 3:10 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Ryantology - June 7, 2014 at 3:12 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Frostion - June 7, 2014 at 3:14 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 3:18 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Ryantology - June 7, 2014 at 3:19 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 3:20 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Marsellus Wallace - June 7, 2014 at 3:22 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 3:25 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Esquilax - June 7, 2014 at 3:28 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Zidneya - June 7, 2014 at 3:31 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Ksa - June 7, 2014 at 3:37 pm
GOD EXISTS - by Rampant.A.I. - June 7, 2014 at 3:38 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by SteelCurtain - June 7, 2014 at 3:49 pm
Re: RE: GOD EXISTS - by TubbyTubby - June 7, 2014 at 3:53 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 4:01 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 4:03 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Cato - June 7, 2014 at 4:15 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 4:05 pm
GOD EXISTS - by Rampant.A.I. - June 7, 2014 at 4:07 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by FreeTony - June 7, 2014 at 4:11 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by SteelCurtain - June 7, 2014 at 4:11 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Fidel_Castronaut - June 7, 2014 at 4:11 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 4:17 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Angrboda - June 7, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Esquilax - June 7, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by One Above All - June 7, 2014 at 4:30 pm
GOD EXISTS - by Rampant.A.I. - June 7, 2014 at 4:32 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Dragonetti - June 7, 2014 at 4:33 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by max-greece - June 7, 2014 at 4:38 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 4:39 pm
GOD EXISTS - by Rampant.A.I. - June 7, 2014 at 4:41 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Marsellus Wallace - June 7, 2014 at 4:45 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by One Above All - June 7, 2014 at 4:43 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ShenHz - June 7, 2014 at 4:50 pm
GOD EXISTS - by Rampant.A.I. - June 7, 2014 at 4:52 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by LastPoet - June 7, 2014 at 5:22 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by LostLocke - June 7, 2014 at 6:25 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by One Above All - June 7, 2014 at 6:25 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Angrboda - June 7, 2014 at 5:48 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Marsellus Wallace - June 7, 2014 at 5:51 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Elskidor - June 7, 2014 at 6:26 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by ska88 - June 8, 2014 at 1:10 am
RE: GOD EXISTS - by One Above All - June 8, 2014 at 5:01 am
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Esquilax - June 8, 2014 at 5:11 am
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Raeven - June 8, 2014 at 8:15 am
RE: GOD EXISTS - by downbeatplumb - June 8, 2014 at 9:16 am
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Cyberman - June 8, 2014 at 11:24 am
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Whateverist - June 8, 2014 at 11:52 am
RE: GOD EXISTS - by Cyberman - June 8, 2014 at 12:06 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by JesusHChrist - June 8, 2014 at 12:08 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by LastPoet - June 8, 2014 at 2:52 pm
RE: GOD EXISTS - by The Valkyrie - June 8, 2014 at 2:54 pm
GOD EXISTS - by Rampant.A.I. - June 8, 2014 at 3:28 pm

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