Scientific PROOF that God Exists!

[ignoramus]

Scientific PROOF that God Exists!
13 December 2014, 08:02

http://www.news24.com/MyNews24/Scientifi...s-20141213

For those you need a laugh. *warning* may induce coma. I thought Pooley was bad with his ridiculous use of algebra to prove the intangible.

If somebody can please explain the maths to me, that'd be great...

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

It puts me in mind of the (probably) apocryphal story about Euler debating Diderot on the existence of God.  Euler is said to have exclaimed (or written - accounts vary)  'e^i(pi)+1 = 0, therefore God exists.  Refute that!'  Diderot, to whom mathematics may as well have been High Martian, fumfummed a bit and excused himself.

I sense that the author of the linked article was having a bit of fun.

Boru

[Crossless2.0]

Ugh. I checked out after reading the following:

I have irrefutable scientific proof that God exists. This is evidence so clear that Atheists will not be able to use their normal tricks and their ‘Perceived Logical Superiority’ in order to shoot it down. I have the math.

Think of the complexity of life. It is immensely complex and we as humans have NO idea how a living creature can just ‘become’ from a thermally active chemical mixture of hydrocarbons. Even if we assume the world was 3.8 billion years old and has been undergoing massive geological changes, it seems highly unlikely that a very specific set of circumstances occurred somewhere on this vast planet in order to bring this about. We haven’t even been able to track down the time and place of this occurrence even though dozens of scientists have been looking for almost 100 years. Think of the fossils they claim as evidence. All they have are bits and pieces; a fish, a fish with some legs, a legged animal with a fish tail. Science doesn't say how these could just ‘turn’ into each other. There is still no hard evidence that these three fish-like creatures are even similar. Three separate beings can’t be the same thing.

Now on to the math and I’ll try to explain it as simply as possible. Divinity can be calculated as the ratio of how complex something is vs. how much ‘science’ can tell us about it. The less science can prove, the more faith comes into play, the more complex something is the more likely it was divinely brought about. So,

Divinity = Complexity/Scientific Facts or C/F.

I'll be much too busy cleaning up my melted bullshit detector to bother with his dimwitted mathematical "proof".

Oh, and three separate beings can't be the same thing? Good to know.

Yeah, could be a Poe. I can't tell anymore. I've seen so much nonsense offered earnestly that my Poe detector is also broken.

[ignoramus]

Yeah, it's a fine line between good poeing and good Christian mental gymnastics.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

Oh please, compared to him I'm a mathematical genius.

[ignoramus]

Yes, but what about comparing yourself to eg: Alex?
Aim high, son! (Otherwise we're all geniuses)

[ApeNotKillApe]

According to the bullshit math that I made up, my theory checks out.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

Let's consider the result 1 to indicate true and 0 to indicate false.
Let us consider God as 1 since he is singular.
If I consider humanity as 1 since God created humanity and humans are a representation of God itself.
Then :
God /humanity, I.e, 1/1 =1.

Our result is 1,which we aforementioned as with assigned the value 'true'. This means that God is true, I.e,God is real. Dumbass atheists, checkmate!

[Alex K]

It's hard to refute made up maths

[KUSA]

I have a hard time understanding things that are on that level of stupidity.