Gnostic Atheism? WTF?

[Whateverist]

just another sect of atheist. Make a list ladies and germz.

we aint no religion ... I don't give a fuk about your list!!!!

I know you're trying to be witty and that is encouraged. So describing the split between those who answer the belief question the same (no god) but the knowledge question differently as sects is clever. But it still doesn't make any sense to describe atheism as a religion. People who do not believe in gods are capable of believing all sorts of other stuff, including stuff every bit as batshit crazy as what you believe. But just because some atheists go in for a little woo doesn't mean that atheism is a religion.

Or maybe your point of view is so narrow and entrenched that you just assume religious views are something everyone must have.