(June 11, 2014 at 11:23 pm)Losty Wrote: Awe, that is so sweet! If you're taking requests, ask your god to please send me a large Dominant man with black hair and brown eyes. Thanks in advance
“When was a kid, I'd pray every day for God to give me a new bike. Then I realised prayers don't work that way.
So I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.“
-- Emo
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'