In that event I'd probably be buggered. That doesn't exactly overcome the physical and technological impossibilities required for pulling off a fake, though, at least the way the Hoax Believers are trying to sell it. Like Alice, I'm prepared to believe three impossible things before breakfast but there's impossible and then there's just plain taking the piss.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
