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Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM
June 22, 2014 at 8:02 pm
(June 22, 2014 at 7:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is the FSM any less credible that Jesus?
All we need is to discover some buried golden tablets which talk about it and then it will become a "real" legally recognised religion.

Actually, it is a legitimate recognized religion, legally. I am a legally recognized ordained minister with all the powers of the church to marry people.

I have my certificate and letter of good standing with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I need only present them to get the legal papers to marry people. I have just as much power to do so as say a local Presbyterian church.

This also means I could show up in a bathrobe, colander and the bride and groom could dress up like pirates. I could say a wonderful noodly prayer ending with "Ramen" and they would be married.

No golden tablets necessary Smile

praise his noodly appendages. ramen.
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RE: Man who wore colander on his head for licence photo says it is part of Church of FSM - by Logisch - June 22, 2014 at 8:02 pm

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