I rethought about this and decided that id say this
"Hey jarrett, im you from the distant future. I want you to do WHAT ever it takes to be transferred to John Burroughs High School, make friends with a girl by the name of Ligia, she doesn't speak english yet so learn spanish, ask her out. Because that is your future wife. Oh and if you come across a girl named Bethany, accidentally spill a big gulp on her as many times as possible."
"Hey jarrett, im you from the distant future. I want you to do WHAT ever it takes to be transferred to John Burroughs High School, make friends with a girl by the name of Ligia, she doesn't speak english yet so learn spanish, ask her out. Because that is your future wife. Oh and if you come across a girl named Bethany, accidentally spill a big gulp on her as many times as possible."