My favorites:
1: " [Paul Revere] by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed." Sarah Palin
and
7. "In February of this year, former House Majority Leader Tom Delay helpfully reminded Americans that God 'wrote the Constitution.'”
1: " [Paul Revere] by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed." Sarah Palin
and
7. "In February of this year, former House Majority Leader Tom Delay helpfully reminded Americans that God 'wrote the Constitution.'”
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.