god actually seemed pretty fond of the whole idea of a single family populating the Earth. He thought that it was such a good idea that he drowned the entire planet and did it all over again. That means it's worked twice now! Silly scientists don't know nothing.
Come my brethren and feast upon one another! (S)He who triumps and has eaten us all will be blessed with the knowledge of all those with whom (s)he has consumed!