Sorry, but your dad sounds like an. ...errr, kind of an ass. I watched Jesus Camp yesterday and saw a lady preaching to young children about how Harry Potter should be stoned to death and the poor brainwashed kids said amen. Revolting. But you survived it would appear.
OK now Lorena Bobbit armed like Edward Scissorhands VS Bob Marley with a spiked guitar on the slopes of Mount Doom.
OK now Lorena Bobbit armed like Edward Scissorhands VS Bob Marley with a spiked guitar on the slopes of Mount Doom.