RE: Life after death?
July 9, 2014 at 5:45 pm
(This post was last modified: July 9, 2014 at 6:07 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I prefer the non gruesome moments. Remember when Jacob had the brilliant idea to put striped and spotted sticks in front of plain cattle? No? Well........when they had loud, nasty cowsex while looking at the sticks all the calves came out striped and spotted, instead of plain. Did I mention that he liked striped and spotted cattle? Well, he did, immensely! It worked so well that he decided to do it with the rest of his boss' livestock, and in this way conned him out of a great deal of wealth. Claiming the striped and spotted cattle(which we've established he had a thing for) as his own, he and his wife(a bit of an amateur thief herself, very fond of nick-nacks) then skipped town. For the record, his boss was a dick.
(any of you guys watch drunk history? I'd love to get on a hangout and do "drunk genesis" some night...lol)
(any of you guys watch drunk history? I'd love to get on a hangout and do "drunk genesis" some night...lol)
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