i am a atheist and my grandpa gave me a bible

[Lek]

And its a sincere "Thank you". The Bible's a good book. Believers never bother to read it. And reading it always reminded me of how my old copy helped me on my way to becoming an atheist, after realizing it was a steaming pile of convoluted bullocks, written by backward desert nomads and barbaric war tribes.

Thanks for the warning. Lately, I've actually been thinking of reading it. Someone told me that a snake actually talked a woman into eating a piece of fruit! I do enjoy comedy though.