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How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?

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RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven?

July 24, 2014 at 11:53 pm

As I recall the plot, and please, anyone jump in if I don't remember it accurately, I haven't seen the movie in 35 years, is like this:

Miss Jones commits suicide as a virgin. She protests being condemned to Hell since she didn't really sin much prior to her death.

It is agreed she can return to earth for a specific time to sin all she wants so she will feel she deserves hell.

She fucks.

A lot!!

Oh, my, first time I saw double entry.

Anyhow, she screws her brains out (even with my young gay sensibilities I was impressed with her enthusiasm) and then is sent to Hell.

Only now, since she REALLY, REALLY, REALLY likes sex, for her, Hell is going to be abstinence.

Probably my first exposure to 'ironic punishment'.

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How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Chad32 - July 22, 2014 at 1:33 pm

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RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Mudhammam - July 22, 2014 at 5:13 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Chad32 - July 22, 2014 at 6:28 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by professor - July 22, 2014 at 6:58 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Chad32 - July 22, 2014 at 7:01 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by ShaMan - July 22, 2014 at 7:02 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by The Valkyrie - July 22, 2014 at 7:04 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by ShaMan - July 22, 2014 at 7:08 pm

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RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by vorlon13 - July 24, 2014 at 11:53 pm

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RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by John V - August 2, 2014 at 12:11 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 3, 2014 at 4:56 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by John V - August 4, 2014 at 8:04 am

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RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Esquilax - July 30, 2014 at 11:33 am

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2014 at 3:44 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Cyberman - July 26, 2014 at 3:52 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2014 at 4:02 pm

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RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Chad32 - July 27, 2014 at 1:01 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by John V - July 27, 2014 at 1:57 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Cyberman - July 27, 2014 at 1:28 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by vorlon13 - July 27, 2014 at 11:07 am

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by StealthySkeptic - July 27, 2014 at 11:17 am

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Chad32 - July 27, 2014 at 11:41 am

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by professor - July 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

RE: How do you know you'll still be you when you get to heaven? - by Esquilax - July 28, 2014 at 10:40 am

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