A little bit of a personal crisis

[ignoramus]

I'll sign up but only if I get 20% of gross revenue, my pick of the women and only have to put in an appearance every other Thursday in months that start with an A for no more than 30 minutes each time.

Have you read his doctrine?

In the beginning.
Thou shalt fall on thee knees and empty my man sack in thee mouth every morning!

(I 'd go for at least 25% of taking)