Discussion w/ a Theist RE: Premarital Sex

[Ravenshire]

I'll also be speaking in non-descript terms about sex so as not to assume heternormativity.

[emphasis is mine]

Non-descriptive?!? Fuck that. I really don't want my kids getting suckered into doing things because they never heard of it, straight, gay or bi (got a bi daughter). If the first time they ever heard the terms "anal sex," "bob job," "tossing salad," or the like was in the back seat of little Johnny's car on a Friday night then I failed as a parent. My job (at their current ages) is to prepare them for the world, not protect them from it. Well, mostly anyway. No dad ever truly quits protecting his babies. My kids have heard of more sex stuff (not graphically, but descriptively) than most hookers and know more names for cocks and pussies than most 22-year old sailors. They're also both unbelievers! One a self proclaimed atheist, the other a self proclaimed agnostic that doesn't "really know what I believe, but I'm pretty sure it's not that."

Same goes for drugs/alcohol, the real world of working for a living, how some guys are just plain assholes and some girls are just fucking cunts. I tossed the taboo out on it's ass a long time ago.

George Carlin is an educational tool in my house!