RE: Stanley's Adventure Story
July 27, 2014 at 8:43 pm
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2014 at 8:47 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
After the zombie ate the hooker and the entirety of the rest of the town, Stanley tried to get an abandoned horse to start with a stick, but it was out of hay.
Then the Department of Stupidity Department intervened and arrested Stanley for idiotic possession of a zombie and moronically causing the apocalypse. But Stanley was all like
And the zombie was all like BRAINS
and attacked the Stupidity officers. What happened next had to be dismembered to earn an R rating from the MPAA.
*****
Next time on Stanley's Great Adventure...
Then the Department of Stupidity Department intervened and arrested Stanley for idiotic possession of a zombie and moronically causing the apocalypse. But Stanley was all like
And the zombie was all like BRAINS
and attacked the Stupidity officers. What happened next had to be dismembered to earn an R rating from the MPAA.*****
Next time on Stanley's Great Adventure...
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
