Why knocking is so important.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Let's say you heard a voice that wasn't there when you knocked. That's about as fair, and about as insulting, as you're being here.

how is that fair? Why do you get to assume that I heard anything at that point the door was opened?

I assume you received a sensation. Let us say then that that sensation was your imagination only, so as to take it out of hearing.

My point about fairness is that making such an uncharitable assumption about your relative (lack of) sanity is about as fair as you making assumptions about the sincerity of my faith in my youth -- to wit, you're being very unfair, and insulting.

what if God isn't an Omnimax god? What if that was one of the cornerstones of the house you built on the sand that has to be washed away?

What if worms had machine guns? Birds wouldn't fuck with them, brotha.

If god isn't omnimax, that's fine. Then he isn't the Judeo-Christian god. That brings up the point: what god are you talking about? There's a little shy of five thousand running around, which leprechaun is your favorite?

You reference Luke, and the Chritsian Bible, all the time. If you don't think that that god is omnimax, you're a blasphemer. If you do think he's omnimax, you're arguing disingenuously here. Which is it?

and if God confirmed His presents to you while you thought He was an Omnimax God? Would you then tear down your house and seek out who God really is or would you continue to build your house that was built on the sand?

The god I believed in didn't answer, so I discarded that hypothesis.

Or option three, God answers your prayer, shows you your crap theology and wipes your slate clean by not supporting your Sunday school effort to this point. In order thatyou can either build the best house dedicated to Him that you can, or you can build a house dedicated to self.

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Or, option four, you imagined a reply to your knock, because there is no god.


Don't forget that one; it's logically speaking the most likely.