Borowitz today.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MDE4MDY5S0
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MDE4MDY5S0
Quote:AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—Lashing out at what he called the “Soviet-style” tactics of the indictments against him, Texas Governor Rick Perry said on Tuesday that the government had “grossly overstepped its traditional role of mandating transvaginal ultrasounds.”