(August 20, 2014 at 6:49 am)Losty Wrote:(August 20, 2014 at 6:45 am)oukoida Wrote: He'd better have gone to the nearest KFC.
Sanders is love
Sanders is life
Shrek is love
Shriek is life
Vosur just read that to me the night before last. It was so creepy and wrong but still funny for some unknown reason.
Oh, and while we are at it: http://xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus
These people sure like knocking!
Credit to the people in this thread
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
